Booger Sugar™ – The stickiest thing you've ever not pulled.
 You don't need drugs – you need stickers that look like them.
 This isn't a deal— it's art. On Zipperbag.
 Whether coke, crack, magic dust or chewing gum powder:
 With these stickers you spread rumors, chaos and laughter – without any substance.
 What you get:
 100 stickers in drug packet design
 1 bag of irony, full to the brim
 0 effect, 100% reaction
 Stick them on the school toilet, on the Bundestag mailbox or on grandpa’s walker.

 Everyone who sees it wants to report you – or hug you.
 💡 Notes:
 Not real fabric (sorry!)
 Perfect for festivals, pub toilets, shared apartment corridors & irony fetishists
 Booger Sugar™ – so sweet it almost hurts.