An anus to hang around your neck.
 No words. But no joke.
 For all those who don't mince their asses .
 This delicate necklace carries one of the most intimate body parts – realistic, detailed and absolutely unnecessary .
 But that's exactly what makes it a must-have for anyone who doesn't take themselves and the seriousness of life too seriously.
 Details:
 Ultra-real anus pendant
 Length: approx. 30 cm – perfect for the daily drop or the next flat share party
 Comes in a small velvet pouch with a sense of shame (optional)
 Possible uses:
 As an icebreaker on dates
 As a gag during a job interview
 As a statement at the Church Congress
 Wear it with pride.
 Because nothing says "I am a free man" as loudly as an anus on your neck.