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buy-an-anus!
WE ARE
The-A-nus-Team!
STILL THINKING ABOUT A FUNNY HEADLINE...
any ideas?

CEO
Jeff Banus

Designer
holiday edition

CMO
come to the dark side

Video Editor
got milk?

Buyer
would take a cacao

agent
Piercing Brosnan

Customer service
waterloo

Social Media Expert
Mag Suckerberg

Warehouse manager
Prince Hairy

construction worker
Dirty Hairy

Merchandising Analyst
vulcan energy

District Manager USA
Is this a DJ desk?

buttler
Call me James

ass-tronaut
Butt Lightyear

Market-Analyst
Asstrologist

ass-assin's crack
Hair Force One

intern
maybe

intern
you?
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